U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...

Why did God Create U before Me....?
Answer: Because he wanted to Create a SAMPLE,
Be4 Creating A *Master-Piece*
He! He! He! Hu!! Hu!! Hey!! Hey!!

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
Someone like you
belongs in a zoo!
Don't be mad,
don't be blue,
Frankenstein was
ugly to!

i look at the moon
the moon is beautiful
i look at you
i..
i...
i rather look at the moon again

HALLO, this is your mobile.
There is no particular problem.
I just wanted to leave your pocket,
phew the smell is unbearable!!!

we've known....
each other for....
quite a while now,
do u think we can b more....
than friends?
cos i like u very much.
will u b my partner 2...
rob a bank?

You = Lovely You = Perfect
You = Beautiful
You = Amazing
You = sweet
You = Cute
You = gorgeous
You = Fantastic
You = Fabulous
Me = Liar! :)

When u r alone,
When u r crying,
when u r upset,
Don't think of me!!
just call me
Bcoz incoming
is free for me... my friend

U r a nice person...
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live....

The Government has introduced a new rule...
Good looking people
should be thrown out of the country!!!
Don't worry you're safe!

A - You're Attractive
B - You're the Best
C - You're Cute
D - You're Dear 2 me
E - You're Excellent
F - You're Funny
G - You're Good Looking
H - He He He
I - I'm
J - Just
K - Kidding

Sometimes my heart asks me,
why i like U?
why i want 2 see U?
why i remember U?
why i love U?
why u make me love?
then my heart simply gives me the answer,
coz i love cartoons!

A psychological study
prove that monkeys use
thumbs to read messages.
Dont change to your fingers,
its too late now

If ever in your life u feel sad and lonely
and feel that u have lost everything,
Ill come hold ur hand
and take u for a walk on a bridge
and show u where to jump from....

Warning,
cell phones cause radiation
which results in brain damage,
but u r safe,
it only affects people with brains!

No matter how high the sky is,
How deep the ocean is,
How strong the wind is,
How wide the river is,
I just want to tell YOU....
They're none of YOUR BUSINESS!!

when u feel sad,
and you need cheering up
just go to the mirror and say,
"damn i am soooooooo cute"
u will overcome you're sadness
but don't make it a habit.
coz liars go to hell..!

VACANCY ANNOUNCEMENT:
r u handsome ?
r u good looking ?
r u trained ?
r u hardworking ?
looking for a job ?
then.................
apply now;
we need the services of a monkey for the zoo.

1
Message received
1
cute friend sent it
1
monkey is reading it
1
monkey is angry
1
monkey is still reading
1
will forward the msg 2 another monkey.

This is the telephone terrorist team.
While receiving this message
a virus will be activated.
This virus should have
infected your mobile by now.
Your mobile will be disabled,
unless you are ugly!

R u Male or Female ???
Want to know the answer...
Then see down . . . .
Not here u fooooooool!

1 msg received...
1 cool person sent it...
1 fool is reading it...
1 fool gets mad...
1 fool is still reading it...
1 fool will forward this message to another fool!!

Today,
tomorrow
and yesterday
there will be one heart
that would always beat for you
You know Whose???
your Own Stupid!!!

When u feel lonely
and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
I'll take u to an eye specialist!

MEN-opause
MEN-strual pain
MEN-tal illness
GUY-necologist
HIS-terectomy
EVER NOTICED HOW
WOMENS PROBLEMS
START WITH MEN??

When i open my eyes every morning
i pray to God that everyone
should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!

It's a test to check your
capability of Mathematics
But you have 2 read
this msg only once.......
ok!
R u ready??
Here We Go....
2+7
+9
-5
+4
+8
-2
+5
-4
+12
-8
THE QUESTION:
How many Times
Did u Press The Down Button?

what happend 2 ur mobile?
i was trying 2 call u
but i got this msg:
welcome 2 D jungle network
,D monkey u r trying 2 call
is on tree plz try later.

Last night I lay in my bed
looking at the beautiful stars,
the moon and the sky...
then i thought where the hell is my roof

i want u 2 know that
our friendship means alot 2 me.
U cry i cry.
U laugh i laugh.
U jump out of the window...
I look down & then...
i laugh again!