uv been called b4 cupids court
4 stealin my heart.
trespassin in my dreams
& robin me of my senses.
uv been sentened 2 a lifetime wiv me
- how do u plead?

The Nominees for nice LOVERS are:
You
you
You
you!
Yoouu!
& the winner is
Me!
Coz I have you!!!"

God saw me hungry
he created pizza
he saw me thirsty
he created pepsi
he saw me in dark
he created light
and he saw me without girl friend
he created u
now it is the time 2 love me

If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINE!
So wat will U do?

If U delete this message
thats bcoz u love me. ..
If u save it
thats bcoz u desire me ..
& if u ignore it
thats bcoz u miss me.
So what u gonna do with It?

Scratch & win
H____
HE___
HEA__
HEAR_
HEART…
Congratulations U have won My Heart . Miss U!

In the morning I do not eat
because I think of you,
at noon I do not eat
because I think of you,
in the evening I do not eat
because I think of you,
at night I do not sleep
because I am hungry.

Hello! What's wrong with your mobile
Tried so many times
but it says
"The subscriber your are
trying to reach is in your heart"!!

I have a certificate in kissing,
diploma in caring
°ree in loving.
Do u have a job 4 me?

Hi here's a cup of coffee just for you.
I have added
1 huge hug
2 big kisses
3 servings of love
Hope that stirs your heart today

Usually I Send SMS to people who are..
Either, VERY DEAR VERY CLOSE
Or VERY SPECIAL,
But, in ur case,
Im makin an EXCEPTION...
coz.. u r all

Excuse me miss.
There is a lovely guest house in my heart.
But its overbooked.
Someone booked for u..
Do u know who...
me...

one day a lucky star dropped on earth
.he ask me what u need?
a smart,
lovely,
good,
sexy girl
or a million dollars.
i replied him
i need a million dollars.
bcoz i have u....

Special numbers stay in my phone,
special photos stay in my album,
special memories stay in my brain
but special relationships like urs stay in my heart..

Some Habits are hard to break,
I thought about you yesterday,
I am thinking about you today
and I will think about u Tomorrow!

A B C D E F G
H I J K L M N
O P Q R S T U
.........Z
the one who invented alphabets was a genius,
but he made a silly mistake
by keeping "U" & "I" so far.

There is no special occasion today,
no reason to text,
no news to share,
and no problems to air.
It's just one of those times I wish to say
I REMEMBERED U!

REMEMBER
that there will
always be
someone
who
remembers u everyday
with
or without
messages!
or calls!
THATS ME!!
LV U(",)

U r as sweet as Bailey,
as strong as Tequila,
as warm as Cognac,
as exotic as Malibu,
as heady as a cocktail &
as special as Champagne.
I'm simply drunk on U.

When tears come out of your eyes,
reason "you r sad"
When you smile,
reason "you are happy"
But When you receive a msg without any reason,
it means??
"YOU ARE SPECIAL"

Oh! my love, you take my breath away
oh! my love, you take my breath away
what have you stepped in...
to smell this way...!

The Word 'Hello' means
H=How R U?
E=Everything all right?
L=Like 2 hear 4rm U.
L=Love 2 C U soon.
O=Obviously, I miss you!

sweety,have u heard news
broadcasted by geo,ptv,bbc,ary? no?
realy, ok i will let u know,
all tv channels have broadcasted
that person having cell# --(urs)--
his heart has been stolen
by person having cell#--(lover).

I wanted to put something incredibly
beautiful,
sweet,
nice,
sensitive,
erotic
and funny on your screen,
but unfortunately I do not fit on it.

To be disturbed by the beep of a phone
only means that
somehow,
somewhere,
somebody
is thinking of u at
this very moment...
That's Me Baby ~!

there is no reason 4 this message
i just wanted 2 say
i miss u
i care for u
and am sorry to say
I am sure am in lov with u

SMAK ...
A mobile kiss...
Keep your mobile close to your ear!

I wan't to kiss ur lips
I wan't to play with ur teeth
I want to taste ur tongue
Hey ! don't get angry friend
I m toothpaste.....

i dont have the measels,
i am not confined to bed,
asperin wont help coz i aint my head,
i dont have back ache or the flu,
its more serious...
i am missin u!

Hello. Cupid called.
He says to tell you that
he needs my heart back.

what kisses mean!
KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,
KISS ON NECK=i want u,
KISS ON LIPS=i love u,
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=...lets not get carried away!

Handsome,
Sweet,
Intelligent,
spontaneous,
good-looking,
nice friends,
charming,
funny,
well...
Enough about ME!
How about you?

Can I have your picture,
so Santa Claus knows
exactly what to give me .